Umpteen Ways to Seduce Men, But 10 Best I Know!

Here is my contribution to this blog. I am not saying whatever, I henceforth; say is absolutely right or wrong!

I just felt like saying this after all being spent my life till now in an environment that has been cohesive to both the genders of life. I drive some nonsensical theory to the all accumulated glib about the other gender with whom I spend about 1/3 of my lifetime right through schooling till I finish off with my official duties!

Read on, men folk if you agree to what is being said here, I appreciate your cooperation and the women folk who feel this is a piece of information to follow please, rethink!

1. Behave intelligently, but be Stupid!
The turn on for most men is the intelligent part! If you want to be intelligent then get yourself equipped with the most intriguing subjects and interesting articles. Learn to speak intellectually and if you cannot do that just take care enough to keep yourself of the knowledgeable group. Carry yourself as the most knowledgeable one and put up a fight to every other thing the man says! Do not argue for it turns him off.

Try to tell things in a way you inflate his male ego and put in on a dais that treats him as a man of great unconquerable knowledge! Nevertheless, the tough part is though being so intelligibly, intelligent you have to behave stupid coz, men like being stupid. They need somebody to be as stupid as the concept of ‘rain clouds’. You got to be saying, rain clouds is created by God, who pours them on the town or city which has the maximum number of innocent and good people, like him on earth!

Now, I know that it is an unreachable goal but that is how it is! Try, you can do it! We are women of today’s world we know how to play our parts in the play!

2. Be a Kid, but also be a Woman to lean on!
You got be a kid who does all kinds of tantrums and jumps up with joy at the sight of a Cadbury bar. You must also be the woman who can be the person who should be able to decide when he is lost, which path is correct, which restaurant to go, what food to eat, when to go and come, where are the things…etc, etc…,

3. Be Attractive, but not Sexy!
You should be the perfect woman he flaunts in front of his friends but you should not over do the flaunting. Meaning the flaunting should never turn to flirting even if it is from the other side. The friends should not go up to him and say, ‘What a woman you are!’ Even if the person had said in the rightist sense of the right, sense ever said. This episode will be a crime and will remain etched in his mind even when he is subconscious! Never overdo the liberty given to you or to his friends!

4. Be a Listener and Intimate him about his things!
Now, this is the toughest part and you need odes of strength to do it! You need to be listening to all his crap and never raise a word to him. He will not be able to keep his contacts, he will not able to remember dates, even if it was today, he will not remember where he kept things, he will not know what to do in fever, he will not know how to light a stove, etc.

You have to listen to all that he says he cannot do and agree that it is terribly hard and bad on the nature that his small brain is not capable of doing so many things. In fact, you have to help him learn all this and then even remind him of these in a way that, you do not sound BULLY.

If you do all these things perfectly you are an angel, but when you ask him to remember of help him remember it, for example, you casually tell him, Tomorrow is your mother’s anniversary, it will be a blow on him. He might scream back, or tell you with a grudge that he remembers it perfectly and thanks for the help! You have to tell him things in a way that he recollects things in a unique way out of his small brain! Each brain reacts in a perfectly apt way, so be cautious!

5. Right combination of Homeliness and after Dark!
The woman has to be homely that is very much the girl next-door image that is cute and strongly recommended by the immediate blood relations. That is not what is required here, you need to be also the girl who knows how to shake a leg, make a drink, enjoy a drink, and give the right moves and all that in the dark that is not available in the light! This very hard to describe, being naive are gone with those days, when Hema Malini tried to woo Dharmendra! These are days of Kareena and Saif, Shakira and Baby face! There is lot to do in this small world and limited time, that you try to enjoy everything and end up hanged-up or hangover!

6. A very Normal Person with ‘THAT’ Unique Quality!
Hmm…what should I say about this. Haven’t we seen several movies, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Rab Ne Banadi Jodi, and many more? It is not the Quantity that matters here as in the unofficial terms, but the in the official terms the ‘Quality’! You got quality that is it. You are a Boomerang; things keep coming to you, not you going to it! You are the centre of gravity, this quality can be anything ranging from a small slop sided smile to the long painted nails…but you should have Quality man!This quality will make him crave and walk upside down but never let you down.

This quality will set you apart the thousands of attractive people and miss worlds and universes…none comparable to you! You are the world and the world is nothing, it is all that unique Quality, mind you! Quality is the motto of life!

7. Be an expert cook and be a non-professional in cook!
It is said and widely accepted, that ‘The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’. Meaning to say, if you cook him delicious food and make him eat, he is almost there for your every peck and call! You need to cook in the perfect taste and color, that he licks the remains of the food without leaving anything for you! You serve him with the utmost patience and love that he feels eating more even if his stomach does not allow him.

Nevertheless, when he gets to cooking he is the utmost adorable person you know! He might not know ABC’s of cooking, but one bite will tell him that there is something missing in it. In addition, that missing you thing you would have added! He might be able to tell you what is wrong with it, but knows for sure that something is missing.

When he gets into the mood of cooking then you need to forget the art of it, coz any amount of telling him will not work! All the ingredients are there without fail and he might have added some more thinking that it might give him that extra flavor that you always missed! Believe me, you feel like a non-professional in cook even after several years of listening him to praise your cooking and adding on those extra kilos!!!

8. Take life seriously and be prepared for unplannedness!
Yes, you got be taking life seriously. After a certain age you cannot be going fun and frolic. There is a time to play and make fun. rest of the time you are supposed be worried about your future, think and plan for your future. Correct your past, learn from mistakes(even though, they don’t!).
You are supposed have a proper plan for everything you do. You got to know things in advance plan for it and not take things for granted. But, when he is ready for a unplanned trip or event then it is all fun and you need to join. Coz, that is how life is unplanned and unexpected. Come on, ya what is the fun doing all the planning. Tell me does it make sense?!

9. Learn to read roadmaps and never ask for help!
Yes, you heard me right learn to read roadmaps. You might not know what is west or north but if you want to impress him, learn it quick and perfectly that even you are lost in Antarctica, you know your way out of the mess with the help of the map!

What holiness it is? You are not supposed to ask a man or a passer-by for the way or help to guide you. You are supposed to take the address of the place with and adhere to the address, it says lane no 3, then it is exactly after lane no.2 even if you don’t find the lane 2, you have to find it to get the lane 3.

Who said you can approach a person, and ask him for guidance? Don’t you have manners? What will he think? You got to know which part of your house if facing which side. North, south or east, west? What you did not read geography and history in schools?

You can get back home even without finding the way and call up your friend and discuss on the phone for long hourts how you went about the same street again and again but missed the exact spot where you had to take the fright turn, but not ask a person who passes-by for the address!
That’s exactly how you read road maps. You don’t know how to read them, now use the technology, use Google Earth!

10. Be a complete woman, but never a Dumb!
Last but not the least the whole thing of being totally a woman in all sides and angle. Don’t forget your curves and angles to be intact for you are out of shape, you have competition and comparison waiting for you!

There are a whole lot of people who come in front of you from all sides and remind you of being a rounded off figure to some extinct territory! Beware, you got be a woman with the ultimate combination but, still be the woman who is a Woman for the Man!

The ultimate combination is ‘Beauty with Brains’, that works all the time, when his is not working and intact! I know your beauty should do all the chemical reactions and the brains should do the talking without hurting the male ego! Oops, did I say that……..na…na…The brains do the talking!!! You get that!!!

Disclaimer: The above written content has nothing to do with the men I know and with the men I might know. It is just an extension of my thinking mind! What to do I am woman inthe whole sense of being a human!

No intended meaning, here. Thank you for taking it in the right sense, possible!